More Of Kyra's Bloopers and Adult Thoughts

Bloopers:
- Mommy, how long did it take for you to know that you had to take puberty test? (instead of pregnancy test)

- I am so happy that I can eat a hot dog!

Kyra was putting her stuffed animals away and while doing it she exclaimed:
- Oh toys, toys of joy!

Kyra hugging me tightly:
- Mommy, you are my stuffed animal!

- Mommy, is it easier to stretch your foot this way (pointing toes) or this way (pointing to herself)?
- Well, depends. You use different muscles. For this one, you use front shin muscles and for this one you use your calf muscles.
- Mommy, I am not a cow! :)

Random. Completely random:
- I wonder what it feels like being a dog.

- No, I do not want to go take a shower. I would rather eat broccoli than take one!

- Kyra, go lay down to bed.
She climbs to bed but not to lay down but with energy of 8-year old starts jumping on the bed. I told her to settle down:
- But Mommy, it was not my idea to jump. It was Gabby's! (Her giraffe) :)

Thoughts:
- Mommy, I think the most difficult question you could ever hear is "Which out of your children do you like the most?"
Yes and no. It would be easy to say that I love you both the same. Very much!

- What was the biggest pain you have ever experienced? When you had us? Did you take medicine for it? (I explained the point of epidural with a button). But it hurts. I do not want to have kids. How would they come out through such a small hole??